John Moloney is a legend of English comedy and he's gearing up to bring his dead pan one liners to Sydney's Comedy Store from the 6th of November to the 14th.

Supporting John from the 10th of November will be Kiwi funny man Jarred Christmas - his jokes are twice as funny becuase they're spoken with a Kiwi accent!

But don't take our word for it, check out these two stand up spots we've swiped from the net, so they better not repeat their jokes...